Testing the senses in Shanghai to find China's best antitourism and off-beat secrets. Dry and sometimes funny observations from a fixed gear roller, food eater and photograph taker.

To celebrate Alex winning another bike in the Shanghai Alleycat (and because it was halloween) we smacked it in C’s with a brummie Texas Chainsaw Massacre, a guy who’s freckles bleed one day every year and a Teletubby.

The result, a pretty hilarious night with pretty much everybody in the place taking it in turns to don the Teletubby outfit and bust out a few moves as the crowd cheered.